Feeling lost and adrift? Gain inner peace from reading Homer. No, not the Greek guy. Homer Simpson. Here are some Homeric jewels to live by.
- "The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV."
- "What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway."
- "Trying is the first step towards failure."
- "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
- "Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
- "The three little sentences that will get you through life. No. 1: Cover for me. No. 2: Oh, good idea boss. No. 3: It was like that when I got here." (-lifeisajoke.com)
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